That damned phone, my bride declares, is your mistress, your mobile paramour, object of your desires and confessions, your intimate moments, and lusty caresses. (Source: "Mobile Midwife I", 40x41: Midlife Crisis Postponed) Heheh... Excerpted from a piquant volley between an exasperated bride and an OS-obsessed deadbeat husband. These opening lines are all but cribbed from the beguiling lips of ...