I'm ready to rebound from the midlife dip. In fact, lately I've been feeling like the rollercoaster is chugging back uphill, and here's some evidence that I'm not just waxing Pollyanna for a change. Women get the short end of the stick when it comes to midlife crises. Men get new cars and younger wives and become more distinguished with age; we [women] get depression, weight gain, and an overall ...