Please define gratitude, Siri. The definition of “gratitude” is: a feeling of thankfulness and appreciation. Siri? Did you accidentally summon me? From the depths of my heart I want you to know how much I appreciate all that you do for me. Who me? Yes, you. This is about you, not me. No, Siri, this is about you. I’m trying to thank you. I’m just a humble virtual assistant. (Source: "Ode to ...
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Midlife Midwife I
That damned phone, my bride declares, is your mistress, your mobile paramour, object of your desires and confessions, your intimate moments, and lusty caresses. (Source: "Mobile Midwife I", 40x41: Midlife Crisis Postponed) Heheh... Excerpted from a piquant volley between an exasperated bride and an OS-obsessed deadbeat husband. These opening lines are all but cribbed from the beguiling lips of ...